Me: So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
Grandma: I have enough idiot granddaughters already
Grandma: But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.
My mom: Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
Me: Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
Grandma: Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
Me: Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
Grandma: See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.
Interviewer: Can you say Benedict Cumberbatch three times fast?
Benedict: On a Monday morning I can't even say it once.
did you ever stop to think people are reading this sentence in different accents
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
(Source: panerasexual, via shadowhuntingmockingjay)